A glut of tribute bands

•April 7, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I’m not a fan of tribute bands. Nostalgia sucks and many a tribute band actually co-exist while the band they are a tribute to are still around! How inane.

However, I ended up winning tickets to see the Bootleg Beatles a couple of weeks ago and I did enjoy it, though it was slightly creepy watching these men make a living by pretending to be the Fab Four. I decided to look at it like a piece of theatre rather than a gig. Gigs will often have an element of pretense, but the Bootleg Beatles were all pretense, obviously.  There were some good jokes too, proving they weren’t taking it too seriously:

‘Lennon’ – “This is for my beautiful new wife Yoko”

Some members of the audience (possibly pissed) – BOOOO!

‘Lennon’ – “She’s not as bad as Heather!”

‘Mcartney’ -  “Who’s Heather?”

‘Lennon’ – “You don’t wanna know!”

Musically they were very good; the costume changes were fun, and all in all it was entertaining. I doubt I’d have paid to see them though.

Anyway, back to the point. I also  saw The Smiths Indeed at the Zodiac (I refuse to call it the O2 academy) on Saturday for the third time. They bypass the cynical part of my brain and tap directly in to my warm, fuzzy side as they’re just so damn good. I’ve been a massive Smiths fan for the last 10 years, but I was only 5 when they split up so even if I had been taken to see them, it’s pretty unlikely that I’d remember it. The Smiths Indeed give me a glimpse in to what it might have been like; ‘Morrissey’, complete with gladioli in the back pocket, sways to the perfectly executed music. Sometimes he twirls a noose around like a lasso. He looks and  sounds just like Morrissey in ‘86. None of the others look like their counterparts, but we don’t really care about that – they play their instruments well enough which is all we want.

It’s a very different set list to what we’ve seen before – they concentrate on the later stuff this time, coming on to ‘Last Night I Dreamed that Somebody Loved Me’ and adding ‘Unhappy Birthday’ ‘Meat is Murder’ and ‘Some Girls are Bigger Than Others’ to the more expected fare. B-sides ‘Jeane’, ‘Half A Person’ and ‘Is it Really So Strange’ get a mid-set look in.  They can even do ‘How Soon Is Now’ between the four of them, something even the original band had some trouble pulling off live.

90 minutes and one encore later and they’re done. I would happily have watched them perform every Smiths song ever written, but maybe that’s asking a little too much. See you again next year, Indeed.

The Horrors – Primary Colours

•April 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Well I’ve just finished my first listen of the much hyped second album by the Horrors. I enjoyed the first album’s cartoon Gothabilly-punk (or whatever the cool kids call it) but wasn’t too arsed to hear ‘Primary Colours.

That is, until I heard ‘Sea Within a Sea’, the 8 minute hypnotic krautrock closing track. Then I read that the album had been produced by Geoff Barrow of Portishead fame, which whetted my appetite even more. ‘Third’ was one of the best albums released last year, so his involvement with the Horrors sounded intriguing to say the least.

Anyway, ‘Primary Colours’ is a wonky, woozy, electro-psychedelic masterpiece. Yeah, on first listen I know, but I can tell from the My Bloody Valentine-esque guitars, the wobbly synths and and Faris’s more ‘contained’ vocals that this is going to hold my interest for longer than most. Time for a second listen…

Reading and Leeds line up – the aftermath

•March 31, 2009 • Leave a Comment

So, it seems Reading has finally killed off the emo/metal stuff – anything vaguely shouty has been relegated to an early main stage time and the Sunday is, for once, the best line up of the weekend!

I never thought Radiohead would go back to Reading, I think the last time they played was 94 or 95. Of course they’ll be good, but I hope they’ll do a few dates this Summer and go to one of those instead. Bloc Party seem to be at Reading/Leeds every year, but this must be the highest position they’ve had – 2nd headliner. Possibly not justified, but they should lead in to Radiohead well enough. Yeah Yeah Yeahs were terrible at Reading 06 and their new album is patchy, but Vampire Weekend should be great, epecially if it’s a sunny evening. Brand New are pretty laughable, but my friends Chris and Debbie love them so I won’t deny them that pleasure.

Arctic Monkeys are terrible. I’ve always thought this, ever since I listened to the demos they put up online.  I quite like some Last Shadow Puppets stuff, but Arctic Monkeys are laughable. I’ve seen Kings of Leon a couple of times and they’ve never failed to bore me. The new album is pretty useless after track 3 anyway.

I feel a bit sorry for the metal kids, they’re all having a strop over the line up and declaring they’re off to Download instead. Good luck guys, at least you’ll have a far lower chav element than there will be at Reading. Though amusingly, gas cannisters are now verboten along with glass and big aerosol cans. Will this reduce the idiotic rioting on the Sunday evening? Quite possibly, but unless fires are banned too there will probably still be problems. They’re cracking down on crowd surfing too – if you do it, you’ll be ejected on to the road behind the stage and have to walk all the way round to get back!

I didn’t both getting a ticket as it’s pretty steep nowadays (180 odd quid! I can remember when it was half that) and I’m going to both ATPs in May, possibly Glastonbury and hopefully Truck if I can swing a DJ set. That’s enough for now!

Manic Street Preachers – new album and tour

•March 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment

As you will no doubt discover, Manic Street Preachers are one of my favourite bands. No matter how much they let me down (not much really), I’ll always come back for more.

Send Away the Tigers, their last album, was quite a disappointment. It lacked depth, both musically and lyrically, the artwork was bad, the FM rock production was horrible and it contained within its tracklisting the spawing aberration known as ‘Underdogs’, perhaps the nadir of all Manics tracks.

Their new album ‘Journal for Plague Lovers’, promises to be much, much better though. Though I think the teenage Paradise would be far more excited about the fact they are only using Richey’s left-behind lyrics, I’m still curious to see what was going through his head before he vanished from this world. The tracklisting is pretty laugh-a-minute:

Peeled Apples
Jackie Collins Existential Question Time
Me and Stephen Hawking
This Joke Sport Severed
Journal For Plague Lovers
She Bathed Herself In A Bath Of Bleach
Facing Page: Top Left
Marlon J.D.
Doors Closing Slowly
All Is Vanity
Pretension/Repulsion
Virginia State Epileptic Colony
William’s Last Words

and the cover, painted by Jenny Saville (who also contributed the Holy Bible artwork) is a big improvement on two girls in short skirts:

Journal for Plague Lovers

Journal for Plague Lovers

‘Peeled Apples’ has already been played by Zane ‘I LOVE EVERYTHING ALTERNATIVE EVER’ Lowe and is a pretty promising start. Featuring an actual bassline, (a rarity for the Manics), Steve Albini (yes, I forgot to mention he’s producing) gets the most out of Sean Moore’s drum kit and James Dean Bradfield dirties up the riffs while yelling about impersonating shop dummies. ‘Jackie Collin’s Existential Question Time’ is due to be played tonight on XFM and Kerr-ang radio too, so I shall be listening in.

Standard introductory post

•March 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment

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